Demon Slayer characters chat fanfiction

Season 1 Episode 3. Muichiro educates everyone

(Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu, Muichiro, Mitsuri, Kyojuro, Shinobu, Obanai, Sanemi, Giyu, Tengen, and Gyomei joined the chat)

Obanai: ugh

Mitsuri: what's rong?

Obanai: I'm still getting a hang of this cursed device you call a fone

Muichiro: Obanai, it's spelled phone with a ph instead of an f, and Mitsuri, it's spelled wrong with a w at the beginning

Obanai: yeah, right

Mitsuri: right my bad

Tengen: imagine getting educated by a 14 year-old, couldnt be me

Muichiro: Tengen, there should be an apostrophe between the n and the t in couldn't

Obanai: you were saying?

Tengen: I... was saying nothing

Inosuke: LMFAO GET REKT

Muichiro: it's spelled wrecked

Inosuke: I know, it's slang, rekt is short for wrecked

Muichiro: I see

Zenitsu: wheres Nezuko?

Muichiro: I believe you meant to say where's

Zenitsu: right ok but where is she

Tanjiro: Nezuko doesn't have a phone

Zenitsu: aight

Tanjiro: but anyway, its good to see everybody here

Muichiro: its would be used in a different kind of situation, I think you mean to say it's

Tanjiro: right my bad

Shinobu: I guess everyone's recieving education from the 14 year-old now

Muichiro: e before i in receiving, not the other way around

Shinobu: case in point

Sanemi: me, Giyu, Gyomei, and Kyojuro haven't been corrected by Muichiro

Muichiro: a common grammar mistake, you would say I and not me

Kyojuro: I suppose it's just Giyu, Gyomei, and me now

Sanemi: well shit

Inosuke: I wasn't corrected by Muichiro, he just misunderstood what I was saying and didn't know that rekt is commonly used on the internet as a short form of wrecked

Giyu: how do you even know that?

Inosuke: I don't know

Giyu: -_-

Gyomei: I am glad to see that everyone is doing well

Shinobu: so am I

Gyomei: thou I do have to admit I'm surprised everyone was able to make it onto this chat

Muichiro: I think you mean though, thou is a whole other jargon

Kyojuro: ONLY GIYU AND I REMAIN

Giyu: I'm just going to limit my text so that I don't end up making a mistake

Shinobu: that's probably not going to work :)

Giyu: Kyojuro, do you have a strategy?

Kyojuro: I do not

Giyu: well shit, I don't neither

Muichiro: you mean either, though the word neither is similar to either, it would not be used that specific way

Giyu: welp, Kyojuro was the only one to not be corrected

Sanemi: that's probably because he's AI

Kyojuro: I am what?

Sanemi: AI, it stands for Artificial Intelligence

Kyojuro: I am aware what it stands for, and yet, I am still confused as to why you would say that about me

Sanemi: why are you confused?

Kyojuro: did you, by chance, forget that AI is technology developed by humans, while I am a human myself?

Sanemi: I didn't forget

Kyojuro: well then, why would you say that?

Sanemi: forget it (he's definitely AI)

Tanjiro: I'm going to end the chat now

Kyojuro: by and have a good day to everyone here!

Muichiro: it's spelled bye

(Tanjiro ended the chat)

Next chapter January 5th!