Couple bickering(Pip x Casper)

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"CASPER WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" Pip asks as Casper was sitting around. "What do you mean?" Casper asks as Pip looks up at the taller man "You fucking ripped up ALL MY FUCKING FURNITURE??" Casper sighs as he gets up and goes over to pip and hugs him from behind. "Come on Baby you can't stay mad at me"he says as he pinched Pips cheek "I know forgiveness isn't easy for you but I can change....so um i guess you can tell me how you feel and shit"Casper continued. "You wanna know how I feel?" Pip asks as Casper nods. "I think you're a Ghetto Barbie doll from the 99 cent store" Pip says "Let's see...There's Drug lord Casper,Pimp Casper,Hard Bitch Casper,What kinda weird cult shit is this Casper,Gang Banger Casper....My point is you're so cheap I could just go to the store and buy a new one of you" Pip says with the biggest smirk on his face as Casper just stood there "Fuck you too then Asshole" Casper says as he grabs his lighter and throws it at Pips Panther doll collection.Pip screams in horror "YOU FUCKING BITCH"He jumps onto Casper and they start to wrestle. "IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU,YOU PIECE OF SHIT" Pip says as Casper pins him down. "Let go of me you fucking smug pompous dick" Pip says as Casper kisses him shutting Pip up for a little bit. "Stop your bitching and get up.....we're business partners not some fucking bickering couple" Casper says as he gets up and puts on his expensive coat. "Mhm sure we aren't~" Pip says as he lays down on his stomach with his legs crossed as he gives Casper a little wink.Casper scoffs and walks out the room. "LOVE YOU TOO BABE!" Pip yells out

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