Aries: wtf lmao this is a joke, right?
Taurus: y'all got Netflix?
Cancer: I'm never gonna see my family again?!
Gemini: Ayyy where the wifi at tho?
Leo: I'm too beautiful for this world
Virgo: *tries to find a way to GTFO*
Libra: wtf why am I down here, I'm an angel
Scorpio: I'm home... Finally.
Sagittarius: maybe I could make this athletic
Capricorn: naw, I ain't staying here.
Aquarius: I guess my theory about the afterlife was incorrect...
Pisces: screaming.
YOU ARE READING
zodiac signs
Randomthe last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past...
