Throws phone across the room, breaking it more: Aries, Scorpio, Aquarius
Plugs it in and jams the power button: Pisces, cancer, Capricorn
Tries to google how to cut it, but then realizes that they can't: Leo, Virgo, Taurus
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STALK MY IDOL: Gemini, Sagittarius, libra
YOU ARE READING
zodiac signs
Randomthe last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past...
