Aries: lol he looks funny.
Capricorn: we better not get caught
Leo: we totally got this
Libra: ew
Scorpio: sits on the body
Gemini: this is gonna mess up my nails
Aquarius: damn
Sagittarius: we are burying this effing thing right now
Virgo: why did I kill this person again?
Pisces: I'm gonna puke
Cancer: well, we're going to jail.
Taurus: is this body edible?

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