Aries: Knocks you out with one punch
Taurus: *warrior chants*
Gemini: purple nurples
Cancer: *crying*
Leo: makes the fight look professional
Virgo: brutal kicks on the face
Libra: beings all their friends
Scorpio: *summons satan*
Sagittarius: "wait what are we doing again?"
Capricorn: matrix moves
Aquarius: straight to the point
Pisces: somehow gets out of the situation
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zodiac signs
Randomthe last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past...
