Aries: @dylanobrien be my friend
Taurus: all I want is an emoji penis god dammit
Gemini: I remember when I saw my first pair of boobs
Cancer: hello I am Mr. Noodle arms
Leo: housekeeping just came in and I am in my pikachu onesie
Virgo: I wish "bonerific" was a word in the dictionary
Libra: here's a cup of calm the fuck down
Scorpio: IF I EXERCISE WHY AM I STILL FAT
Sagittarius: @Luke5SOS stop being so happy
Capricorn: I know what a oneshot is
Aquarius: what anything from Starbucks? 3 more hours of sleep
Pisces: someone cuddle me
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zodiac signs
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