Aries: I had a million dollars in the-
Taurus: thanks for the cake
Gemini: I was a good person
Cancer: cliche stuff
Leo: you should see the look on your face
Virgo: I wonder
Libra: lol later losers
Scorpio: I'm ready for hell
Sagittarius: wait am I dying?!
Capricorn: man this was exhausting
Aquarius: I see the light
Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him
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zodiac signs
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