Aries: well I'm fucked
Taurus: I haven't lost my virginity yet!
Gemini: still asleep
Cancer: AHHHHHUEUWJEHXBIW
Leo: but I'm not a superstar yet :(
Virgo: fml
Libra: blogging
Scorpio: finally hah
Sagittarius: FUUUUUU- wait a sec is this real?
Capricorn: drinking grape soda
Aquarius: u now must die...
Pisces: doesn't even know about it
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zodiac signs
Randomthe last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past...
