Aries: ew
Taurus: back up
Gemini: get a life
Cancer: I can't even
Leo: oh heeeeeelll naw
Virgo: hoe go away
Libra: Swerve
Scorpio: bye Felicia
Sagittarius: shut the fuck up
Capricorn: walk your little ass back to Starbucks
Aquarius: nobody likes u bitch
Pisces: fuck off
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zodiac signs
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