Aries: piles it with cheese
Taurus: is already done
Gemini: this looks like worms
Cancer: takes selfies with it
Leo: forks are overrated
Virgo: yum pasta
Libra: WHERES THE MEATBALLS
Scorpio: throws food at Capricorn
Sagittarius: I might choke on this
Capricorn: throws food back at Scorpio
Aquarius: licks the bowl
Pisces: puts it on their head
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zodiac signs
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