Aries: the older cousin who's been arrested a few times.
Taurus: the dad who loves having cookouts.
Gemini: the older sister who gossips a lot
Cancer: the baby of the family.
Leo: the daredevil little brother
Virgo: the neat freak mother
Libra: the hippie grandma
Scorpio: the punk middle child
Sagittarius: has been disowned since 2009
Capricorn: the child that will actually get into college
Aquarius: the "cat crazy" aunt
Pisces: the 3 year old cousin who you just want to punch his cheeks, also cancers rival.
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zodiac signs
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