Aries: honks their horn the whole time
Taurus: gets out and walks home
Gemini: turns on the radio
Cancer: throws things around
Leo: orders pizza
Virgo: smashes cars with a baseball bat
Libra: silently pissed off
Scorpio: grabs a flamethrower
Sagittarius: talks to themselves
Capricorn: OUTTA MY WAY
Aquarius: cries
Pisces: makes funny faces at other cars
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zodiac signs
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