Wiz: The gods of thunder may endure eternal rule, but in the ring together, they are anything but immortal.
Boomstick: The mighty Thor, prince of Asgard.
Wiz: And Lord Raiden, defender of Earthrealm.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Emily wondered how God would react to these other gods.
Thor Odinson:
Boomstick: In Norse mythology, Thor is the god of thunder, strength, healing, and... oak trees? Well, regardless, he was badass enough to get his own comic book.
Background:
Full Name: Thor Odinson
6'6 and 640 pounds
Secret Id: Dr. Donald Blake
Skilled Surgeon
Guardian of Midgard
Superiority Complex
Wiz: Thor Odinson was conceived between the Allfather and Earth's Elder Goddess with the intent of creating the strongest man in the universe. He can lift over a million tons, move at supersonic speeds, never feel exhaustion, survive the vacuum of space, and talk with frogs.
Lucifer wished he could speak to ducks.
Boomstick: He's immune to poison, burns, and electrocution, and he can survive the heat of the Sun or even a planet-bursting explosion. Well, I guess that's what happens when God bangs the Earth.
Emily just sighed hearing Boomstick talking about God like that. She wanted to go to sleep
Wiz: While Thor is not invulnerable, he is augmented by his godly status and a fraction of the all-powerful Odin Force sealed within Mjolnir, his enchanted hammer.
Boomstick: That's his weapon??? That thing is way too tiny! I mean, if he was the god of mending fences or something, I guess I could say-
Thor smashes the Rainbow Bridge with Mjolnir.
Boomstick: WHOA! Oh shit! Never mind!
Lucifer was impressed by the power of the weapon. Though he wasn't that much of a Hammer guy.
Mjlonir:
Bound to Thor
Means "Crusher"
Forged From a Star Core
Momentum-Based Flight
Unbreakable
Anti-Force Energy Blasts
God Blast
Wiz: Mjolnir is mystically bound to Thor and obeys him as if it were alive. And if it were any larger, it would be too heavy to wield.
Boomstick: So it's not the size of the hammer. It's how he uses it!
Blitzø and Angel laughed at that. Valentino, however, was still feeling the effects of Lucifer's Wrath.
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Hazbin Hotel react to DEATH BATTLE!.
FanfictionThe Characters of Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss react to DEATH BATTLE. New Characters will appear Every 5 Episodes. (Takes Place after Season 1)