rock puns rock

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a/n: so @undeadcry requested rock puns so rock puns it is... 

Tim, Jay, Brian, and Alex were all at Brian's house to eat pizza, watch tv, and try to get over the fact that Alex tried to kill them all. It was kinda hard to get over. 

"So Tim. Is your favorite music, rock?" Alex started cracking up then coughing as he choked on his pizza. No one rushed to help him. 

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Tim glared at Alex who had recovered from his coughing fit.

"Because rock. Like a stone you know?" Alex grinned a really stupid smile. Everyone felt like this missed an important part of the conversation.

"Let's just get back to watching tv." Brian said from his spot on the ground. He turned back to the television taking a bite of his pizza.

"Cause I broke your leg with that rock. And there was that guy in the tunnel." Alex waved his hand like killing someone with a chunk of cement was fine.

"Are you fucking kidding me." Jay added. He was the one that wanted everyone to get back to being friends well at least stop being enemies. It wasn't going so well.

"There's no reason to swear, Jay." Alex looked fairly bewildered at Jay's cursing.

"You rock, Alex." Brian said flatly with the fakest forced smile of the century.

"Silly I'm not a rock." Alex took a bite of his pizza.

A/n: *poker face*

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