"Slendy I have a question." EJ said walking into Slenderman's office.
"What is this question you speak of?" Slenderman put down his pen.
"Just remember that it's for scientific purposes. ...How big is your dick?"
"Excuse me."
"Like your dick. How big is it? Is it black like your tendrils?" EJ sat at one of the chairs in front of Slenderman's desk.
"That is a most inappropriate question and I do not see how it relates to science."
"It's for my blog! And my blog is all about science!" EJ exclaimed.
"What kind of science?" Slenderman was very suspicious of this blog.
"It's the science offfffffffffffffffff dicks." EJ finished.
"Well you'll have to find a different dick to be used for your science."
A/N: what did you expect?
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Fanfictionthis is to celebrate my first year on wattpad! I will give a chapter of how I got into wattpad and such oneshots of marble hornets, creepypasta, and my oringinal work.
