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CLONES

Eyeless Jack grinned as his machine started to work. 
He was cloning Hoodie. He had to pluck out one of Hoodie's beautiful hairs but it was worth it.

Jack really liked Hoodie. A lot. To a creepy level.

But Hoodie was married to Masky. Everyone thought they were a super cute couple. 

Sometimes when Jack was sure no one could hear him. He prayed to Zalgo that they would get a divorce or that Masky would die. I told you, creepy.

He decided the only reasonable soulution was to make a Hoodie clone.

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Jack watched in awe as a perfect Hoodie clone stepped out of the machine he built. 

Jack immediently dragged the clone off to his bedroom because the clone was naked and Jack is a pervert.

~~~THE NEXT MORNING~~~

Jack woke up with a start when he heard a yell.

"What the bloody hell!" Went the voice.

The eyeless man rubbed his eyes and got up from his bed that also held the Hoodie clone. He walked out to the hallway and to the stairs where Jeff was also standing. Jack's jaw dropped at what he saw.

The whole living room, kitchen, and dining room were flooded with naked Hoodie's tripping over each other. It was a good thing they were to stupid to climb stairs by themselves. 

At that moment Jack realized he forgot to shut off the machine.

"Why is there a bunch of me's having an orgy?" Jack looked over and saw Hoodie and the rest of the pastas standing in the hallway.

"I dont know! Stop asking questions! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?!?!? Oh look at the time I gotta run!" Jack stammered quickly before running into his room and locking the door.