Random Memorandum

~-sUmMeR-~

Yeah, it's summer. Yay.

So, in honor of summer, I will do random stuff. 

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First, this is something I found online. Tell me if you can read it:

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".

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Voldemort is like almost every teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

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AWESOME COMEBACK

"One universe, 8 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 196 countries and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you."

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SOMETHING I FOUND ON TUMBLR

Draw stick figures. Sing off key. Write bad poems. Sew ugly clothes. Run slowly. Flirt clumsily. Play video games on easy. You don't need to be good at something to enjoy the act. Talent is overrated. Do things you like doing...it's okay to suck.

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Does running late count as exercise? 

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Ask Siri what 0 divided 0 is. I dare you.

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I bumped into a mannequin and said, "Sorry,".

Then said, "Oh I though you were a person,".

Then I realized I was still talking to a mannequin.

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Galileo: Great mind

Einstein: Genius mind

NEWTon: extraordinary mind

Bill Gates: Brilliant mind

Me: Nevermind

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You hate when people see you cry because you want to be that strong person. At the same time, though, you hate how nobody notices how torn apart and broken you are.

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D.R.A.M.A = Dumb Retards Asking For Attention.

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USEFUL STUFF

How to remove permanent marker: 

white boards- hand sanitizer 

walls- toothpaste/hairspray 

wood- rubbing alcohol

carpet- white vinegar

furniture- milk

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Do you ever write a message but halfway through you think 'you know what they don't even care' and delete it?

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IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE PERFECT TO ME, COMPLETELY. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.

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That's about it. Hope it wasn't too random...

Happy summer!

~FAORA