Exo Preferences

#18 Texting

#18 Texting

Chen:

Chennie♡: OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME

You: YOU FORGOT THE KEYS...AGAIN?!

Chennie♡: OH NO SHIT SHERLOCK WOULD I TEXT YOU NOW

You: YOU OWE ME FOR RUINING MY LAZY DAY TODAY

Chennie♡: FINE AND LOVE YOU♡♡

Kai:

Jongin: Okay,tell me what you're craving now, since i'm in the store

You: Pickle!! Lots and lots of them with a whipped cream,nachos,dark chocolate and oreos

Jongin: Really?

You: Yes

Jongin: Your cravings never failed to amazed me and love you

Tao:

Panda♥: *sends a video* Check it out!! I swear it's funny!!

You: What video is that?

Panda♥: M'not telling

You: oh come on

Panda♥: .....

You: OMFG DID YOU JUST MAKE A WHOLE VIDEO LABELLING '_____'S FUNNY MOMENTS'

Panda♥: I love you too

D.O:

Boyfriend: Hey

Boyfriend: Hope you're still sleeping

Boyfriend: I love you yesterday, i love you today and i'll love you tomorrow

Boyfriend: See u when i get back~ 3 more months

Sehun:

Hunnie~: _____!!!!

Hunnie~: Babeeeee!!!

Hunnie~: Pssttt....

Hunnie~: Answer meee

You: Tf?

Hunnie~: Nothing

Xiumin:

Hubby: Can we not sent her to school and just lock her in our house until she's 80?

You: Oh my god, She's gonna go to school whether you like it or not

Hubby: Can we send her to school next year?

You: Xiumin...

Hubby: She's sleeping in our room tonight with us

Lay:

Lay♬: I swear it was there!

You: Nope, i checked everything and it's not there sadly

Lay♬: I remembered putting there!!

You: Lay, honey.. i hate to break it to you but

You: The monopoly set has officially dissapeared by you

Suho:

Oppa♚: When will you come back?

Oppa♚: I'll wait for you

Oppa♚: Orr do you want me to come and get you?

Oppa♚: Call me if you want to be picked up

Oppa♚: Is everything okay?

You: Suho oppa, i'm having a breakfast with my sisters and the cafe is just 2 blocks away from our house -_-///

Kris:

MrTree: I give up

You: Wait what?!

MrTree: I swear i give up

You: What are you talking about?

MrTree: The boys are forcing me to do yoga with them

MrTree: And that includes stretching

MrTree: I suck at stretching

MrTree: I hate them

Baekhyun:

Baekkie♪: No

You: Yes

Baekkie♪: No

You: Yes

Baekkie♪: You're not gonna give up aren't ya?

You: Yup

Baekkie♪: Fine, tonight we're eating pizza then

You: Yessss.. come home quick

Baekkie♪: I swear you love Pizza more than me

Luhan:

PrettyBoy: Are you guys done yet?

You: A little more, just keep Minseok busy babe

PrettyBoy: We're on our way to the ice skating rink

PrettyBoy: I FELL DOWN AND HE FVCKING SKATE ON MY FACE

PrettyBoy: MY FACE IS BRUISED

PrettyBoy: We're going to the park now

PrettyBoy: A KID JUST KICKED A BALL AND IT LANDED ON MY PRIVATE AREA

PrettyBoy: THIS IS THE WORSE DAY EVER FVCK IT WE'RE GOING HOME

You: Nice to know that ur having fun out there

Chanyeol:

Giant: Heyyyyy

You: What?

Giant: ♥ you see dat heart sharpe?

You: yes

Giant: I lavee you♥♥♥♥

You: I'm caling Kris to come and get you

Giant: HOW DOO YA KNOW MMM DRANK?!

Giant: YOUU HVEE POWERSS

Giant: STILL LAVE YOU DOEE

What.A.Crappy.Chapter

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