Monsters (Big Bang fanfiction)

Saturday May 9th 2015 (night)

The boys were very quiet during dinner. Good. I don't want to hear any of them until tomorrow. In fact, I don't want to hear anything. I just want to be alone and think –think about what to do next, especially after what happened. If you want to know, yes I'm still mad at you boys. Definitely, definitely mad at you and at myself.

When I announced the boys that we were going out (pointing at them and me and the door since I didn't want to count on that stupid Top to be the translator), they seemed to immediately forget their sickness and they then grinned ecstatically, suddenly talking joyfully and very fast to each other.

"But," I emphasized. "there will be some rules."

The first rule, I explained, was that they were not allowed to use their powers outside of the apartment, to which they strongly opposed but I was intransigent. The second rule was that we needed to stay gathered all the time. Finally, the third rule would be that the six of us would avoid drawing attention on us and keep our identity secret, so we needed a disguise that couldn't let people see our faces, especially me since I was officially a missing person (although I knew I was not the only girl with foreign "exotic" features in town so I still had a chance to be confused with someone else!).

When I saw their multicolor hair, I thought my love for animal hats had been either a premonition or a blessing. I also searched through closets and took my mother and her boyfriend's sunglasses, as well as five pairs of mine (yeah, that's a lot, maybe I'm a little spoiled sometimes :3).

They all put their girlish glasses and kiddy hats on one by one (even though they hated it because it was way too hot for the season!). Daesung had the brown bear hat, Taeyang the white one, Seungri had the panda (for some reason, that suited him especially well but of course, there was no way I would tell him ><), G-Dragon had the lion and Top had the wolf. Needless to say, they didn't look like the coolest kids in town, pretty ridiculous even, but their looks were all still credible. When Top translated Daesung's whining, that he wanted his uniform back (which was still wet and drying in the bathroom), I knew that this afternoon wouldn't be a walk in the park. This was even more flagrant when Taeyang kept throwing his hat and glasses (now I know it was because it reminded him of being locked up in the dark of his cell) and when I tried to force him to keep them on, he pounced on me and almost punched me. Yes! Adorable, shy Taeyang almost PUNCHED me!! Thank God the boys grabbed him and stopped him in time. Who knows how much one of his punches must do to a human body with him being a head taller than me and his arms at least twice as thick as mine? D: That moment, I remembered the mannequins and felt the same fear as when the boys tried to rebel against the militaries. I especially didn't like the face he had for a second. Such rage... It's like I was just another one of the scientists from the lab again. So I decided that Taeyang would be the only one going bareheaded, which, of course, made the others pull faces and whine again (somebody give me a f¤*%!g break T_T).

They behaved well in the bus on our way to the mall. Yet, when we arrived there, as soon as we went inside and they saw how high the building was with wide, surprised eyes, they began dispersing and I was running after each of them, trying not to lose sight of them and smiling awkwardly at observers who grinned when some of them ran past them. They did look cute with their animal hats and their big, innocent smile as we went from store to store to pick some nice outfits. However, these poor ladies and gentlemen were obviously not the ones trying to catch up with these fast, mentally challenged idiots ><

G-Dragon was running between the stores (just fast enough to be out of my reach but still be considered a normal speed. Thank God at least he understood THAT part of my speech -_-), scaring people on his way when he almost bumped into them, along with Seungri who was looking at everything, touching everything, questioning everyone about anything and with whom, of course, he had way less difficulties to chat than with me.