Aries: Pushed a bunch of slow walkers down the stairs
Taurus: Reenacted fifty shades of grey with a stranger
Gemini: Stole a puppy
Cancer: Killed all their high school teachers
Leo: Wet a bunch of toilet paper and stuck it to the roof at school
Virgo: Recreated breaking bad
Libra: Sold drugs to kids in the playground
Scorpio: Slapped someone with raw chicken and gave them salmonella
Sagittarius: Played the penis game in church
Capricorn: Steps on snails for satisfaction
Aquarius: Did a nude run at a wedding
Pisces: Kept cutting off people's hair to sell it
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Zodiac Signs
RandomAnything about your zodiac sign! It might be spot on or totally different, who knows? What is your sign? (I get a lot of these from Tumblr, I don't take credit for any of them.) I will try an update every week, 3 to 4 times a week, depending on how...
