Aries: ball is love ball is life
Taurus: won't eat anything with less than 10g protein
GEMINI: says no homo to their dad
Cancer: always messes up the bro handshake
Leo: owns over 20 pairs of sneakers
Virgo: asks your bra size but has no idea what it means
Libra: makes sure their shoes, socks and shirt match, but not too much
Scorpio: wears weed socks to family gatherings
Sagittarius: always has dubstep at full volume on their beats
Capricorn: only bro with a fake ID
Aquarius: hugs you just to feel your boobs
Pisces: bro who always loses at beer pong
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Zodiac Signs
RandomAnything about your zodiac sign! It might be spot on or totally different, who knows? What is your sign? (I get a lot of these from Tumblr, I don't take credit for any of them.) I will try an update every week, 3 to 4 times a week, depending on how...
