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Aries: accidentally biting their tongue

Taurus: ignoring people

GEMINI:talking during class without getting called on (So true)

Cancer:pretending they're innocent

Leo:stalking people

Virgo:acing all their exams without even trying

Libra:annoying the shit out of everyone

Scorpio:scaring everyone away

Sagittarius:making puns

Capricorn:eating without getting fat

Aquarius:running away from their problems

Pisces:being lowkey evil


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