Innuendoes and Exaggeration.

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Dipper smiled at Bill over the cat. Hey...

Bill blushed slightly and smiled back. Hey what?
Wanna try that again? Dipper leaned in and gently kissed Bill.

Suddenly the bedroom door slammed open and Mabel walked into the room.  She squealed when she saw the boys and ran out of the room. Her screams of OHMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD!!! Echoing through the house. Dipper looked at Bill and started laughing.

Bill smirked. I bet she has a nosebleed.

Dipper sighed, "Knowing Mabel, id say she does," then yelled down the stairs, MABEL, DONT GET BLOOD ON ANYTHING.

Bill grinned as Mabel yelled back up the stairs, "As long as you don't get you guys stuff on anything"

Then they doubled over laughing with the kitten between them.

Dipper tried to control his giggles then yelled back at Mabel. THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! 

At this point Bill was laughing so hard that he fell off of Dipper's bed.
Really Pinetree?
Bill...she set me up for it.
But still.... how old are you?  Five?
Five year holds don't know about the birds And the bees Bill!
Depends on what they've walked in on. Bill smirked
Oh my gosh Bill, you didn't.
Heck yes I did.

Dipper facepalmed.
For hundreds of years old you still act like a fifteen year old...
And you act like a very well educated five year old!

Dipper grinned,
Can we stop talking about this?
Why?
Because Stan is staring at us...

Bill waved to Stan across the room,
How long have you been there?
Long enough to hear some pretty weird stuff , Let me assure you.
No seriously... when?
Right after Mabel told me what was up, up here. I thought Id chaperone.

Both boys blushed...

Stan, she was exaggerating.
OK... Stan smiled coyly And stood up.

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