The episode begins with Stolas waking up in a mountain of horse plushies, much to his surprise. The camera pans around the apartment showing various horse themed objects, even a horse show on TV. The camera goes to Blitzo, who is in the kitchen making breakfast.
Blitzo: Well, good morning there, Prince Sleeps-A-Lot! *chuckles* D'you sleep well, big bird?
Stolas: *yawns* Best I could, I suppose.
He looks at a rocking horse who is missing an eye. He then picks up a horse plushie and tosses it aside.
Stolas: Uhhh... My, Blitzo...hoohoo *chuckles* you sure have a lot of... horses.
Blitzo smiles in response, and Stolas fully turns to him.
Stolas: Iiissss there a story behind that?
Blitzo: There is... *darkness reminiscent of flames surround him* But it's way too long, and way too traumatic... *the darkness suddenly disappears* Breakfast'll be ready in a jiff!
Blitzo smiles and continues making breakfast. Stolas also smiles before frowning, and walks to a cabinet in the bathroom. He opens the cabinet with a horse and a few other objects and tries to reach for something, but it's not there. He looks down at the running sink.
Stolas: Blitzo? Um... Would you be able to grab some-
The camera cuts to the kitchen, with Blitzo setting eggs on a plate.
Blitzo: Grab some what?
Back inside the bathroom, Stolas, looking sad and in distress, looks from the sink up to his reflection in the mirror. He forces a smile before turning the sink off.
Stolas: Nevermind!
Stolas walks out of the bathroom. He then walks over to the table set up by Blitzo, having their breakfast ready, consisting of Pancakes, scrambled eggs and bacon.
Blitzo: Okay, so, I don't know what you eat, so I just made a little of everything in hopes that something works for ya. Got some eggs, made 'em special!
Stolas gags in his mouth a bit. Blitzo looks shocked, before looking at the eggs, and back to Stolas, putting together what he did.
Blitzo: Oh. Oh shit. I'm sorry. Is this- th-that's like cannibalism for you, isn't it?
Stolas: *poking the eggs with his fork* No, just rather off-putting. But it is protein, I suppose. *eats a bite of his eggs*
Blitzo: Uh huh... *takes a bite* So w-wha- what do you normally eat?
Stolas: Normally I dine on a custom diet prepared by my waiting staff; full of essential nutrients and freshly prepared rarities such as roasted vole or... fire koi?
An intrigued Blitzo simply looks up at Stolas.
Stolas: A fresh kale salad?
Blitzo: Oh, nice. Anything that I can get that's affordable?
Stolas: Maybe some... rats?
As soon as Stolas finishes his sentence, Blitzo quickly gets up and puts their breakfast in the sink to wash the dishes.
Blitzo: On it! I'll grab my stompers and head out to that alley this afternoon!
Stolas: Mm, well, that'd be nice. Rats were always Via's favorite snack.
Stolas is about to sip his coffee, until he suddenly remembers Octavia.
Stolas: *gasps* Oh no! Where's your phone?
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Octavia walks back in the living room and sits with Y/N, who was reading multiple books.
Octavia: Well, I just put Orion down for his nap. Little guy was exhausted. What are you doing?

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Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)
AdventureBlitz, a classic demon Imp, sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together, they attempt to survive each other while running a start-up in Hell.