Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

Sinmas

The episode begins with Stolas waking up in a mountain of horse plushies, much to his surprise. The camera pans around the apartment showing various horse themed objects, even a horse show on TV. The camera goes to Blitzo, who is in the kitchen making breakfast.

Blitzo: Well, good morning there, Prince Sleeps-A-Lot! *chuckles* D'you sleep well, big bird?

Stolas: *yawns* Best I could, I suppose.

He looks at a rocking horse who is missing an eye. He then picks up a horse plushie and tosses it aside.

Stolas: Uhhh... My, Blitzo...hoohoo *chuckles* you sure have a lot of... horses.

Blitzo smiles in response, and Stolas fully turns to him.

Stolas: Iiissss there a story behind that?

Blitzo: There is... *darkness reminiscent of flames surround him* But it's way too long, and way too traumatic... *the darkness suddenly disappears* Breakfast'll be ready in a jiff!

Blitzo smiles and continues making breakfast. Stolas also smiles before frowning, and walks to a cabinet in the bathroom. He opens the cabinet with a horse and a few other objects and tries to reach for something, but it's not there. He looks down at the running sink.

Stolas: Blitzo? Um... Would you be able to grab some-

The camera cuts to the kitchen, with Blitzo setting eggs on a plate.

Blitzo: Grab some what?

Back inside the bathroom, Stolas, looking sad and in distress, looks from the sink up to his reflection in the mirror. He forces a smile before turning the sink off.

Stolas: Nevermind!

Stolas walks out of the bathroom. He then walks over to the table set up by Blitzo, having their breakfast ready, consisting of Pancakes, scrambled eggs and bacon.

Blitzo: Okay, so, I don't know what you eat, so I just made a little of everything in hopes that something works for ya. Got some eggs, made 'em special!

Stolas gags in his mouth a bit. Blitzo looks shocked, before looking at the eggs, and back to Stolas, putting together what he did.

Blitzo: Oh. Oh shit. I'm sorry. Is this- th-that's like cannibalism for you, isn't it?

Stolas: *poking the eggs with his fork* No, just rather off-putting. But it is protein, I suppose. *eats a bite of his eggs*

Blitzo: Uh huh... *takes a bite* So w-wha- what do you normally eat?

Stolas: Normally I dine on a custom diet prepared by my waiting staff; full of essential nutrients and freshly prepared rarities such as roasted vole or... fire koi?

An intrigued Blitzo simply looks up at Stolas.

Stolas: A fresh kale salad?

Blitzo: Oh, nice. Anything that I can get that's affordable?

Stolas: Maybe some... rats?

As soon as Stolas finishes his sentence, Blitzo quickly gets up and puts their breakfast in the sink to wash the dishes.

Blitzo: On it! I'll grab my stompers and head out to that alley this afternoon!

Stolas: Mm, well, that'd be nice. Rats were always Via's favorite snack.

Stolas is about to sip his coffee, until he suddenly remembers Octavia.

Stolas: *gasps* Oh no! Where's your phone?

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Octavia walks back in the living room and sits with Y/N, who was reading multiple books.

Octavia: Well, I just put Orion down for his nap. Little guy was exhausted. What are you doing?