John: "Oh, you wanted a steak, ma'am? Well, I think you've had far too many of those... May I suggest a salad instead? Or water? Or a diet?"
Paul: "You don't have to tip me, m'lady. Just your phone number will do." *wink*
George: *eats everything before he delivers it to the table* "Huh? Oh, yeah, your food... Well... I can safely say that it wasn't poisoned. Oh! And the fish sticks were bloody marvelous! Now, will that be cash or check?"
Ringo: *spills everything on his tray* "Oops..."
(Thanks to 60sbeatles for suggesting this chapter!)
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