What positions would The Beatles hold in the studio?
John: the witty and informative host
Paul: the beautiful yet sarcastic co-host
George: the sports presenter; prefers to speak about car racing than football
Ringo: the unpaid intern turned cameraman
How would the programme go?
John: "Good evening and welcome to Beatles News, where -- Ringo, stop focusing the camera on George! I'm over here!"
Paul: "Our first story regards the national comb crisis - millions of hair combs are going missing!" *starts sobbing* "I feel so sorry for all those poor, poor people..."
George: "Hello everyone! Welcome to Sports with George! I was meant to discuss the scores of the latest game at the Rugby World Cup, but instead here's a delightful little update on racing!"
Ringo: *sighs* "I wanted to be the weatherman... but they plonk me behind the camera."
What would go on during a regular day of broadcasting?
John: *tries to act seriously while presenting a story but often bursts out laughing*
Paul: *admiring his reflection in the camera lens*
George: *trips while reenacting the harshest tackle from a recent rugby game*
Ringo: *tries his best to capture every blunder, sniggering under his breath*
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