The age order and status (based on personal opinion):
Ringo: the loving eldest brother who is very kind and caring but a bit of a doormat
John: the bossy second eldest brother who steals money from Paul's piggy bank
Paul: the third eldest brother who is a showoff and always the center of attention
George: the baby of the family who gets pushed around but never complains
What would The Beatle Brothers get up to?
John: *fights with Paul about said stolen money, denying that he took it*
Paul: *looks for any excuse to be mollycoddled by Mum*
George: *playing marbles with Eric, his imaginary friend*
Ringo: *builds a fort out of sofa cushions and blankets with baby brother George*
What are you most likely to hear from The Beatle Brothers?
John: "God, Paul! Leave me alone!" *chucks a pillow at him*
Paul: "MUMMY!! JOHN'S BEING MEAN TO ME!!"
George: "Why wasn't I an only child?..."
Ringo: "Hey, Georgie! Want to play in my new sofa fort?"
(Thanks to GeorgeStarrlover for suggesting this chapter!)
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