How would The Beatles act under the influence?
John: *staggers around, trying to kiss anyone or anything that's remotely close to him*
Paul: *giggles uncontrollably and sings silly pop songs*
George: *slumped in a corner, beer can clutched in his hand*
Ringo: *acting like Ke$ha on steroids*
What nonsense can you expect to hear from The Drunk Beatles?
John: "I don't care who you are. As long as you've got lips, they're gettin' snogged!"
Paul: "Oh, Johnny! You're so silly! Stop it!" *giggles even more*
George: "Don't even think about tussling with me, bucko. I'll knock your blinkin' block off..."
Ringo: "TIK TOK, MAKE IT POP!! DJ, TURN THE SPEAKERS UP!! TONIGHT, IMMA FIGHT TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT!! TIK TOK, ON THE CLOCK, BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP!! NO, OH, OH, OH, OH!!"
(Thanks to Bespectacled_Alicorn for suggesting this chapter!)
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