(Definition: A fashionista is a person devoted to fashion clothing, particularly unique or high fashion. A person not to be called a fashionista would be someone who obsessively follows trends. REAL fashionistas do not believe in trends. That type of person would be more correctly labeled a fashion whore or a shallow bitch.)
What would The Beatles be like as fashionistas?
John: *dresses to impress; frequently comments on what clothes others are wearing and how they shouldn't be wearing those particular clothes*
Paul: *focused on shopping, updating his Instagram, and looking fabulous*
George: *tries to stick to a diet but often cheats and pigs out on sandwiches*
Ringo: *develops a high heel range designed for "vertically challenged" individuals*
Likely to hear?
John: "Like, no! Are you kidding? Did you, um, see that fake Chanel bag?! UGH!"
Paul: "Darling, that sweater is utterly adorable... I'd totally buy it for my dog!"
George: "I'll just have a lemon tea. I'm watching my figure." *quietly munches on an entire bag of sugary doughnuts*
Ringo: "Honey, I'm not short. I'm simply pocket-sized and petite!" *hair flip*
(Thanks to Beatle_maniac for suggesting this chapter!)
(Sandwich Points go to... mehlitzpj! Congratulations!)
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