Which actual talk show hosts would The Beatles be?
John: Jimmy Fallon (hilarious and a smooth operator)
Paul: Tyra Banks (pretty, fabulous, and sassy as hell)
George: Ellen DeGeneres (sarcastically witty and clever)
Ringo: Graham Norton (hilarious to be with and always smiling)
What would The Beatles' own shows be called?
John: The Twist with Lennon: The John Lennon Show
Paul: A Fabulous Hour with Paul McCartney (I'm sorry, I was stuck)
George: The George Harrison Show (plain and simple)
Ringo: Ringo Live!
What would The Beatles talk about on their shows?
John: "Oh, you won an award, JB? Well, did you become a national symbol for peace, hmm?!" *goes on and on about his life and achievements*
Paul: *sits with legs crossed* "Maybe after the show we could head out somewhere more private?" *wink* "By the way, you look amazing in that dress! Who's your tailor?"
George: "And now for the "End of the Show Advice" segment. 'Being sarcastic doesn't make you appear better than anyone else. It just makes you sound more like an asshole'." *raises eyebrows at everyone in the audience*
Ringo: "So... uh... You're a celebrity? Tell me about that."
(Thanks to Dreamlovegood901 for suggesting this chapter!)
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