What types of granddads would The Beatles be?
John: the infrequent grandparent; isn't always around but makes his visits count
Paul: the surrogate parent; behaves like a second father to his grandchildren and spoils them rotten
George: the wisdom speaker; passes down knowledge and weird stories to his grandchildren and secretly gives them sweets
Ringo: the fun seeker; plays silly games with his grandchildren and showers them with affection
What would they say their grand-kids?
John: "The music you kids listen to is crap, I tell you. Try some Elvis."
Paul: "Stop getting so big. You're growing up too quickly. Just stop."
George: "Hey, kiddo. I brought you some toffees and licorice... and my personal favourites, jelly babies!"
Ringo: "Listen, darling, you can have a boyfriend when you're as old as me, okay? Boys are bad news, and I don't want my little angel contaminated."
(Thanks to ringod for suggesting this chapter!)
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