TWERK IT HAIR FLIP ~LeoTime~

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Okay, this is script ish. Kaliboo RPed most of this out with me.

Percy: Nico... *glares*

Nico: *comes up* What?

Percy: go away before you rape her

Rose: frankly, I don't like porn *crosses arms like a badass*

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA *laughter*

Hazel: I do!

Everyone: *O.o face*

Nico: *shadowtravels away*

Kaylee: *blushes* moving on.

Nico: so. uhm. Leo, truth or dare?

Percy: OMG NICEO 5EVAH

Leo: SINCE WHEN HAS THE GREAT LEO VALDEZ EVER TURNED DOWN A CHANCE AT A DARE?!

...

truth.

No dare.

Nico: um okay. twerk on Buford.

Buford: YAY

Leo: *stares at Buford* UM

Percy: OH MY FREAKING TARTARUS I SHIP IT

Hazel: wait wut

Rachel: who wants to explain to her...

Piper: no one does. Give up already.

Leo: *twerks on Buford*

Hazel: AHHH OMFG SCARRED FOR LIFE DAD TAKE ME NOW

Frank: screw you Leo

Leo: go away Frank I'm busy

Reyna: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Rose: TWERK IT BABY! TWERK IT GURL!

Piper: oh Zeus. *covers eyes*

Kali: OH YEAH. WERK.

Buford: I AM ENJOYING THIS WHAT WHY

Leo: I just want to go die in a hole okay

Nico: okay you're done

Leo: um okay

Rose: finally WAIT WAT WHO SAID THAT

Leo: ROSE TRUTH OR DARE

Rose: firetruuuuuck dare I'm screwed

Leo: MUAHAHAHAHA I dare you to show everybody your white gurl krump.

Rose: UHM NO.

Piper: if you don't do it, you have to take an article of clothing off!

Rose: fuck. UHM.

Percy: make a wise decision Rose. *holds up videocamera*

Rose: fuck. you. Percy.

Annabeth: AJDHALFHAKSL DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE DAAAT

Percy: sorry I gave her coffee and Red Bull mixed together.

Kali: you dumbass

Rose: *hides in corner*

Thalia: Kelp Head.

Leo: do the dare or take off an article of clothing

Rose: but I only have a shirt pants undies and bra

Nico: TOO MUCH INFORMATION MENTAL IMAGES ASDFGHJKL

Kaylee: Nico?

Nico: Yes DARLING BOO?

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