The Demigod Discoveries (PJO Stories)

This Chapter Title Is Longer Than A FOB Song

Percy: Jason no it's my turn

Jason: you topped last time it's my turn

Annabeth: Piper are you seeing this

Percy: Jason come on you had fun when you were on the bottom

Jason: yes but it's more fun to be on top and besides im the son of the god of the sky shouldn't I be closer to it

Percy: there's a roof Jason and it's barely any distance it's my turn

Piper: omfg

Annabeth: is that... jercy?

Piper: screenshot time

Jason: Percy it's my turn we keep a calendar remember?

Annabeth: Piper I think our boyfriends have a sex calendar

Piper: well that means we can tell them about us right?

Percy: no Jason it's my turn I ripped up the calendar

Jason: why would you do that?! Well it's my turn anyways to top so shut your mouth!

Percy: I'm typing!

Piper: HEY BOYS

Jason: yessssssss, darling?

Annabeth: Piper and I are hella gay for each other so now that Jercy is canon so can pipabeth

Percy: what do you mean Jercy

Jason: we're arguing who gets the top bunkbed next time we go camping

Annabeth: haha um

Percy: Annabeth you and Piper are super gay???

Piper: no we're totally kidding forget you saw anything

Percy: ...

Jason: what were we talking about

Rose: OMFG PIPER YOU CAN BE THE SILENCE FROM DOCTOR WHO

Annabeth: doooOOOOOOOOooooweeeeeeOOOOOO

Misha: *tardis noises in the distance*

River Song has joined the conversation

River Song: it's not supposed to make that noise you just leave the brakes on

River Song has left the conversation

Liv: wHAt

Hazel: wait guys are we just going to ignore the fact that Piper and Annabeth are hella gay

Reyna: pretty much

Kali: yeah I meant it's not like Reyna and Thalia are any different

Thalia: truuuuuuuu

Nico: I walk a lonely road :'(

Rose: what

Annabeth: everyone just turn off their devices immediately. It's Nico. As in, pretentious emo Nico.

Piper: this happens once a month

Reyna: we call it his pretentious cycle

Kali: wait Nico's on his period it's ok Nico I support you 100%

Annabeth: no it's just those short few days on his pretentious cycle where he quotes songs and makes metaphors and is super emo

Nico: have you heard the news that you're dead?

Bianca: well yeah

Nico: no Bianca young child it's a metaphor you have the lyrics but don't give them the power of being sung

Reyna: I think we just got the Augustus Waters part

Nico: hush Reyna can you hear that

Reyna: hear what?

Nico: the sound of my angst in the distance

Piper: here we go

Hazel: you get used to this after some time

Leo: *tips fedora* m'ladies

Calypso: guys, just run and don't look back

Piper: is this what I think it is?

Calypso: yes. it's the... *horrified whisper* brony cycle

Kali: oh my god it's brony!leo the anti-blogs are going to pay good money for screenshots of this

Rose: stop it you online whore we have to get out of here

Jason: too late!! haha man how about football

Piper: nooooooooooo why is everyone's cycle now??

Rose: what do you mean by everyone's cycle?

Piper: Gaea cursed most of us with a cycle of us being the worst versions of ourselves. Reyna, Frank, Hazel and I were saved.

Annabeth: OMG Piper girl let's totes go to Starbucks!!! Crop top revolution!!!!

Hazel: that's White Girl Annabeth. We also have Straight Boy Jason, Brony Leo, Pretentious Emo Nico and No Homo Percy.

Percy: lmao my dick is longer than the title of a fall out boy song no homo

Jason: omfg no homo duhhh Percy lemme suck your dick it's just a bro job no homo

Nico: I walk alone in the shadows while all my companions are free and I let the tears hit the concrete

Annabeth: okay like shopping time!!! Floral crop tops for the win!

Leo: hA ID RATHER FUCK RAINBOW DASH THAN SEE A CROP TOP FEDORAS ARE BETTER

Piper: Liv, Bea, you guys have the duct tape, right?

Bea: correct!

Liv: ten rolls of it!

Piper: Hazel & Kali with the ropes?

Val: ready and waiting!

Hazel: yup!

Piper: Rose, Misha, you guys have the locks?

Misha: well, duh!

Rose: keys are thrown away

Piper: okay, they're delusional, they probably won't notice that whole check in.

Reyna: OH MY GOD ITS A FIRE!!

Frank: RUN!!!!

Piper: aaaand the fire alarm is going off!

Hazel: everyone's evacuating aaaandddd...

Rose: lock em right in!

Kali: tied to the chairs!

Bea: completely duct taped!

Liv: we have an issue... Annabeth escaped

Annabeth: STARBUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS

Rose: Misha, take Annabeth and put her in the cupboard.

Misha: putting Annabeth in the cupboard right. Annabeth, move along.

Annabeth: WHAT ARE YOU DOING I WANT MY FRAP WHAT IS THIS PLACE

Kali: aaaaand finite!

Hazel: that worked!

Jason: IM NOT IN THE SAME ROOM AS PERCY UGH STRAIGHT WHITE BOYS UNITE

Percy: NO HOMO THO

Leo: THERES NEVER HOMO WITH MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

Nico: you're all together and I'm so alone in the corner left alone in the darkness shadows surrounding me

Piper: uhhhh, guys?

Frank: yeah?

Piper: I think we forgot they can text...

Hazel: time to log off then.