THE LEO WARS~ Beanie Boos

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Rachel: MAVIS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KALI AND KAYLEE

Kaylee: HEHEEHEHEEEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEEH YOU STOLE MY ZORO

Everyone: O_o

*hole appears under Mavis' feet*

Mavis: *sticks middle finger up and falls* SEE YA

Everyone: UHM. NICO. CONTROL YO SISTER

Nico: calm yo tits

Rachel: BEANIE BOOS NOW YOU MUST GET ALL THE BEANIE BOOS IN THE WORLD

Hazel: Dafuq is a beanie boo?

Rachel: HAHA IM NOT TELLING YUUUUU

Hazel: bish.

*Hazel, Kyla and Kali run off in search og Beanie Boos*

This is what happened to Hazel:

Hazel: *runs to Frank* WHAT IS A BEANIE BOO

Frank: not saying.

Hazel: *runs to Annabeth* WHAT IS A BEANIE BOO

Annabeth: not saying.

Hazel: *runs to Percy* WHAT IS A BEANIE BOO

Percy: not saying.

Hazel: the world fucking hates me. ._.

This is what happened to Kali:

Kali: *runs off* POTATO.

Percy: KALI.

Kali: PERCY.

Percy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON.

Kali: I DON'T KNOW. *runs to Walmart, steals a panda Beanie Boo*

Everyone in Walmart: SAVE THE PANDAAAA! *le sprint to Kali*

Kali: *panicks* SEE YA BITCHES *runs off*

Walmart people: who the heck cares

What happened to Rose:

Rose: *runs into le mortal friend Liv*

Liv: HAI

Rose: NOT NOW IM COMPETEING IN THE LEO WARS

Liv: Leo Valdez is not real.

Rose: WAT

Liv: Leo Valdez is not real.

Rose: ._.

Liv: Leo Valdez is not real.

Rose: YES HE IS.

Liv: Leo Valdez is not real.

Rose: HE IS REAL PEASANT

Liv: Hon, he isn't real.

Rose: *falls in hole and dies*

Leo: hey what's going on?

Liv: are you Leo Valdez?

Leo: UHM. YES.

Liv: well fuck um you are real bye

Rose: *revives* *sees Leo* I TOLD HER. I TOLD HER YOU WERE REAL.

Leo: *throws a monkey Beanie Boo at her* see ya. *disappears*

Back to Rachel:

Rachel: THE RESULTS ARE IN. HAZEL IS OUT. BYE BYE HAZEL.

Hazel: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT *hole appears under her feet and she falls in*

Frank: NOOOO HAZEL! *jumps into hole but he's too fat to fit*

Everyone: UHM.

Frank: dang it UHM *turns into a rabbit and falls*

Rose: dude, I'm not sure if rabbits and humans can have s-

Rachel: Rose.

Rose: MMMMHMMM?

Rachel: we're all that perverted, but don't go there.

Rose: okai.

Rachel: Rose and Kali tied so yeah uhm no voting

Kaylee and Mavis: WHY THE FUCK WERE WE NOT IN THIS

Kali: Mavis, you're supposed to be in a hole.

Mavis: oh. *disappears*

Kaylee: what about me?

Rachel: YOU CAN HOST WITH ME.

Leo: for my war *le eyebrow wiggle*

Laiea: TEAM LEO!

Narcissus: SHADDUP.

Leo: FML.

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