THE LEO WARS~ The cloning machine

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  • Dedicated to Persassy <3
                                    

Kaylee: HELLO AND WELCOME

Rachel: no.

Kaylee: TO THE LEO WARS

Rachel: no.

Kaylee: EPISODE THREE

Rachel: KAYLEE WE AREN'T FILMING YET

Kaylee: oh.

*Stolls switch the camera on*

Rachel: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LEO WARS EPISODE THREE.

Kaylee: .________.

Kali&Rose: BABY WHALE

Mavis: oh hai

Everyone: ...

Mavis: riiiight, I'm supposed to be in a whole, cya.

Everyone: ...

Mavis: WELL GAWSH NOT ANSWER ME WILL YOU

Annabeth: hush, peasant.

Piper: something is coming.

Mavis: how would you know?

Hazel: silence, sister.

Mavis: KAYLEE KALI ROSEHALP

Kaylee: sorry, can't.

Kali: sorry, can't.

Rose: sorry, I could but I won't.

Mavis: HAHAHA

HAHA

ha

ha

ha

...

no.

Rose: well GAWSH.

*Suddenly, a wild Leo appears!*

Jason: we aren't playing Pokemon, get on with it.

Rose: STAHP RUSHING ME

Everyone in PJO/HoO: wut

Mavis, Kaylee, Kali: THE STRESS OF AN AUTHOR.

Rose: AMEN.

*bigass bronze dragon appears carrying five identical figures*

Festus: ohai dere I'm a cloning machine now I cloned dis LEO bitch kbye

Everyone: wut

Leo1: HAZEL BE MY GIRLFRIEND

Leo2: MAVIS BE MY GIRLFRIEND

Leo3: ROSE BE MY GIRLFRIEND

Leo4: KALI BE MY GIRLFRIEND

Leo5: bitch please I'm forever alone

Rose: LETS EXPLAIN THIS, BITCHES

Reyna: so Rose didn't wanna be unfair

Percy: so she was all like, "GURL DONTCHU"-

Annabeth: NAOE SHE SAID

Sammy: she said that she made sure everyone got LEO

Hazel: Sammy wut

Leo: wut

Kaylee: ohai Sammy

Nico: WUT

Sammy: kbye *disappears*

Rachel: so she decided to have FESTUS

Festus: hai

Rachel: be a cloning machine

Leo: but now there's one Leo shared by everyone because it would be confusing

Kali: so whenever you see a fluff moment between one of us and Leo

Mavis: keep in mind that we wouldn't be actually dating him

Hazel: and none of us are dating him

Laiea: is there enough Leo to go around for me?

Rose: nope see ya

Percy: *pats head* good sassiness

Kali: I see now where I get the head patting from

Poseidon: *pats head*

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