The Demigod Discoveries (PJO Stories)

Slim Shady

A/N: prepare for cussing and sexual content.

Percy: hibcihbdechibp

Percy: Uodwcnwceiunuiwndc

Percy: Swinish wise

Percy: Lewdonwedjonwouedn

Percy: Lonesome double

Percy: Wxsnonjqwojqnxnjoxqs

Percy: Six

Percy: Dwehojqojhds

Percy: Ksqxlkqxbuqeduideinudweindooiomlm

Rose :3 : STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME IM LAGGING

Percy: UHM WAT

Kaylee: She's playing Survival Games on Minecraft and with all the text messages, her game is slowing down

Annabeth: are you sure you're not a daughter of Athena

Kaylee: yeah

Annabeth: are you sure

Kaylee: yeah

Annabeth: ARE YOU SURE

Kali <3 : STFU SHE'S SURE ALREADY GO AWAY

Percy: I was trying to get Nico's attention in the beginning :/

BOY ON FIAHH: Uhm WAT

Percy: I said Nico -.-

BOY ON FIAHH: It's Nico on Leo's account

PIPER <3: hey Leo, can I ask you something

BOY ON FIAHH: yeah what?

PIPER <3: why are you so gullible?

BOY IN FIAHH: UHM WAT IM NICOOOOO

Percy: NICO

Nico: WAT

Percy: YOU HAVE A HOT SISTER

Annabeth: I WILL FUCKING RIP YOU HEAD OFF SEAWEED BRAIN

Mavis <3: Hi.

Nico: Hey sis.

BOY ON FIAHH: I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN A BIKINI

Mavis <3: O.o

PIPER <3: Bikini shots are demeaning.

Mavis <3: Amen.

~new chat~

Rose :3 : done playing Minecraft for now, so let's rap!

Rose :3 : May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Percy: We're gonna have a problem here..

Kali <3: Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door

and started whoopin her ass worse than before

they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture

Hazel: Ahh!

Kaylee: It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!