Pittoo looks pretty pissed off...
KIU REACTIONS
Pit: *wHEEZE*
Palutena: is "pissed off" really an appropriate phrase?
Pittoo: isn't that me all the time? Fuck it I'm out
Thanatos: Oh my! Don't say that word!
Pittoo: Fuck. There. I said it.
Pit: *gasp* you just sweared!
♥1234: Now your punishment...
Pit: Wait... punishment?!
♥1234: I'm a safe swearer so... yeah. I'm gonna have to wash ur mouth with soap.
Pittoo: Wait WHAT?!
♥1234: *pulls out soap bar*
Pittoo: *flies out* DON'T COME NEAR ME-
A FEW HOURS LATER
♥1234: HAVE YOU LEARNT YOUR LESSON YOUNG MAN?!
Pittoo: *gags* yes...
Pit: You look terrible!
Pittoo: Go away... can someone get me water please?!
Phosphera: Here you go!
Pittoo: *drinks the soapy water*
Oh you son of a b- *vomits and black out*
*Pit and Phosphera high-five*
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