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blue_burst16: Ok Pit I ran out of ideas for your dares for now...... but I dare Dark Pit to go 2 minutes locked in a closet with Author without doing anything. (By that I mean no kissing and acting seductive)

I'll see how long you'll live. Hehehehe

Pittoo: I've had it. *rips up piece of paper*

Author: as long as it's not air-tight.

Palutena: well that's gonna be a problem... we only have air-tight closets.

Author: well fuck my life.

Thanatos: SOAP.

Author: oh why hello there! You haven't been around for a while!

Thanatos: SOAP.

Author: whatever but can the door be a little open? Please?!

Viridi: it has to be locked.

Author:

Pit: okeh Pittoo. No kissy kissy Kay Kay?

Pittoo: please stop calling me that...

Palutena/Viridi: IN YOU GO! *stuffs them in and locks closet*

Pittoo: ... that just happened?

Author: yeah... it did... AND YOU BITCHES OUT THERE BETTER NOT BE EAVES DROPPIN' ON US OTHERWISE I GET MY PHONE SWORD!

(Constant whispers)

2 minutes later

Author: *starts to cough* it's getting a little- *cough* stuffy in here!

Pittoo: well we're screwed.

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