Bonnie_the_Latias: Bonnie: *using hand gestures*
Olivia: Bonnie lost her voice, but she dares Viridi to kiss Dark Pit.
Bonnie: *nods excitedly.
Viridi: THATS IT. I'M GOING. *walks out of room*
Pittoo: like on the cheek or something?
Viridi: *from distance* OH WELL I HOPE SO!
Author: why has this book become so- oh yeah. I remember now.
Palutena:mhm...
Viridi: my FIRST EVER KISS AND ITS HIM?!
Pittoo: Welp *guilty*
Viridi: I WANTED IT TO BE LINK!
Author: hey I was having a dream last night about Link-
Viridi: WHAT WAS IT?!
Author: idk but Pit is shipped with him just saying-
Pit: EW WE'RE SHIPPED?!
Author: yup. Actually with Marth as well. And Phosphera, and Palutena-
Pit: WHAT?! LADY PALUTENA?!
Author: aaaand Dark Pit.
Pit/Pittoo:......
Author: it's actually quite famous. Pictures, stories, jokebooks...
Pittoo: *quickly kisses Viridi on the cheek* YAY THE DARE IS DONE! *flies to room*
Viridi: EW! *wipes her cheek*
YOU ARE READING
Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD
