Bonnie_the_Latias: Hey Author! *hair flips front bang* If you were to pick between Dark Pit and Pit to date, who would you pick?
Author: oh god no...
Pit: *blushes*
Pittoo: hell yeah
Author: um...
Pit: *hugs Author* AUTHOR! PLEASE CHOOSE ME!
Pittoo: *pushes him away* *caresses her* don't listen to that freak, listen to me~
Viridi: PITTOO! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THE SEDUCIVE ACTING? YOU WANNA GO AUDITION FOR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY?!
Pittoo: thanks but no thanks.
Author: *blushes* oh... um... I choose... *thinking*
Pit: uh huh uh huh...
Pittoo: *fingers crossed behind back* please please please...
Author: I choose... BOTH
Pit: *cri*
Pittoo: dammit.
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