Pitty Pat Wants Some?

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Pit: *sighs*

Phosphera: what's the matter~? *wink*

Pit: go away!

Phosphera: ugh, fine!

Pit: STUPID FUCKING IDIOT I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER EARLIER! How can I ever get her to notice me now? *deep thinking* well we know that a love potion leads to bad endings... Maybe I should just... tell her anyway...

Author: Who? Phosphera?

Pit: Oh! Author! *blushes* good timing! Uh, look I know your not going to accept this but... *deep breath* I know you already have Pittoo but I just wanted to say... I like you as well and yeah... you probably have Pittoo by your side.

Author: Pit?

Pit: Yeah?

Author: Remember a few chapters back I pecked you on the cheek?

Pit: yeah. What about it?

Author: *hugs him* I like you too silly!

Pit: Y-you do?!

Author: Yeah! I may have kissed Pittoo but there is something you need to know...

Pit: Yeah I know. Cliché "I love you"

Author: you got that right!

Pit: *hugs her*

Author: wow... I thought none of you would like me until- *gets interrupted by Pit's kiss*

Palutena: ah ah loL I tghuac uoy syug gnossik 😈

Viridi: My 350 hearts?

Palutena: YHW SI EHT DIPUTS TEB LLITS NO?! *gives hearts*

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