Author: *texting* When will she STOP talking about Percy Jackson?!
???: *screams* PERCY JACKSON!!! WOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!
Pit: ... who on earth was that?
Pittoo: What the fuck
Author: *gets soap bar*
???: *evil laughter* Da soap bar >:D
Viridi: Holy crap! How does she know?! She's not even in the room!
???: *busts through the door* The name's Hyo-Ri-Hwang! I'm Author's best buddy, ya hear!? I know everything 'bout you guys! *insert troll face here*
Medusa: Oh... um... nice
Pittoo: Prove it.
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: *smirk* Sure m8. Your deepest darkest secret is-
Pittoo: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO!
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: Heh heh heh ^^
Palutena: Welcome Hyo-Ri-Hwang! :3
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: Tank chu! :3
Author: *tackle hugs Hyo-Ri-Hwang* Daw...
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: *glare* You know everybody's watching right?
Author: yup
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: =_=
Pittoo: and she doesn't even give anyone else a hug
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: I'm her best buddy! I'm not frickin' gay!!!!! *punches through wall*
Pit: *paranoid* Pittoo?
Pittoo: WHAT?!
Pit: phew! Your okay! I guess that means I don't have to worry!
Pittoo: I AM HALF COVERED IN RUBBLE WHICH MEANS THAT I'M NOT OKAY!!!!!!
Viridi/Palutena: He deserves it.
A/N
Hey guys!
So I am officially adding my best buddy to this book. She will only appear in some chapters because it's hard to communicate. Don't forget to check out her books because they are awsome!
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
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