Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

@poke-fangirl

poke-fangirl: I want to dare both Pit and Pittoo to see who can be a better pokemon trainer for me (since I'm a espeon)

Dark Pit: WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THAT F-

Author: soap!

Thanatos: Hey! That's my job!

Author: whatever. DONT SWEAR PITTOO!!!

Dark Pit: okay okay... do I still get a kiss on the cheek? *points at his cheek like a child*

Kittoo: aw thank you very much I'll take that kiss.

Author: K-Kittoo!

Pit: really guys?!

Dark Pit: frikking cat. *hugs Author* She's MY gal... also Pit's.

Pit: *hugs Author with DP*

Author: *smiles and blushes*

Kittoo: I need attention.

Author: *pats Kittoo* aw aren't you cute?

Kittoo: that's more like it!

Bonnie: ENOUGH OF KITTOO! *hands each angel a poké ball* GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!!!

Pit: yaaaay aren't we excited? (Note the sarcasm in my voice)

Dark Pit: I agree.

Author: OFF YA GO SEEYA IN A FEW DAYS!

A few days later...

Author: YOUR BACK! *tackle hugs both of them*

Pit: I got a... GLACEON!

Dark Pit: I got a Dedene.

Author: OMP... SO FRIKKING ADORBS!!!

Poke-fangirl: I think the win has to go to both of them.

PDP: WHAAAAAAAT?!

Poke-fangirl: I wuz spyin' on ya bois B)

Pit: *shivering uneasily* y-you were...?

Medusa: *behind Pit* boo

Pit: WHAAAAA!!!! *falls over*

Author: well FINALLY SOMEONE decides to show up! Where were you?!

Medusa: all da way in Australia B)

Author: A-A-Australia?

Medusa: u deaf?

Author: home... country... I... miss... home...

Dark Pit: you missed out on so much.

Medusa: like what?

Dark Pit: me and Pit-stain-

Pit: ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP-

Dark Pit: with-

Author: *blushes* you guys...!

Medusa: I knew it.

Magnus: it never gets old.

Author: *growl/mumbles* Magnus I swear... *munches on a pocky*

Dark Pit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Author: nope. *gives pockies to Hwang and Bonnie*

H&B: POCKIES!!!! ^~^ *eats all the pockies*