Ask! Dare! Jokes! YAY!
STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD
Author: *wakes up and stretches and yawns* time for another... boring... old... da- *sees calendar* it's my birthday. *runs up to calendar and sees 29 Apr on calendar* it's my birthday... *puts on dressing gown and sides down hallway screaming* YAAAAASSSSSSS OH MY FRIKKING PALUTENA AFTER ALL THOSE 365 DAYS OF NORMAL DAYS ITS FINALLY MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! WEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Hwang: SHUDDUP IMMA TWYING TA SLEEP! D:<
Pit: Woah what's wrong?!
Author: *hugs Pit tightly* It's my birthday!!!
Pit: Ah I see! Wait... *pulls out a packet of pocky* I saw Link and Zelda doing it... *blush*
Author:... which one?
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I hope it's not sky...
Pit: oh no no no not sky! I saw time and wind waker do it...
Hwang: NUUU PLEZ NUUUU
Bonnie: NUUUU MAKE HER DO IT WITH DP!!
Author: Ack! Quick before he wakes up! *takes a pocky and puts one part in his mouth and bites on other end*
Hwang: blech.
Bonnie: NUUUUU AUTHOR WHY YOU MAKE DA FANGIRLS SUFFER?!?!??!?!!!!!!
AuthorxDP fangirls: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
GIGO525: (she ships Pit x Author yay~!) ITS HER BIRTHDAY SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Author: *reaches the middle of the pocky and kisses Pit* *blushes*
AuthorxDP fangirl: 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm waking up Pittoo! *runs off*
Author: *finishes pocky* doesn't scare me. *gives box of pockies to Hwang*
Hwang: O~O POCKIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! *munches all the pockies*
Dark Pit: Ow! Stop pulling me! you stupid fangirl...
