Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #5

(Submitted by @SkyTwist )

TZS: "Hey guys we got another--"

Orange: "NO!"

Blu: "She still upset about the kiss that--"

Orange: "NO GOD PLEASE NO!"

TZS: "Listen! This one is much simpler and--"

Orange: "NO!"

TZS: "Just let me say it--"

Orange: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

TZS: "YOU JUST HAVE TO POSE WITH CALLIE AND MARIE!"

Agent 1: *Slaps TZS*
"DOOD! IDENTITY!!!"

TZS: "I MEANT AGENT 1 AND AGENT 2!!! ow..."

Orange: *breaths heavily*
"What pose?"

TZS: "You know the 'Stay Fresh' pose?"

Agent 2: "Hey... That's our thing!"

CC: "Why that pose anyway? Why can't you do something more epic or scary?"

Agent 1: "Because we want them to stay fresh gramps not stay freaked out..."

CC: "But it'll add a little drama!"

Agent 2: "Meh, I'm not so hot on drama..."

Agent 1: "Why do they say not so hot anyway, it's not like--"

TZS: "GUYS FOCUS!!"

Agent 1: "Okay let me get dressed..."

TZS: "No! We're doing it in our hero suits!"

Agent 2: "So unfashionable... But fine..."

Orange: *poses*
"Stay Orange!"

Agent 1: "Not even close! First off we need your arm bent at a forty five degree angle with a slight movement of fingers and the tiny gesture with your wrist counts. Remember to also lift the left foot half a meter of the ground and..."

Orange: "I HATE MATH! AND FASHION!"

Blu: "DONT U GO DER GIRLFRAN!"

TZS: "Um... Just do it please? This has just been one long mess of a dare..."

Blu: *poses*
"Staaaaaay salty!"

Agent 1: "NU-UH! You need to move your fist open so it's sparkling like this and--"

Agent 2: *punches Agent 1*
"Stop mentoring! It's never gonna work!"

CC: *jumps into a pose*
"Staaaaaaaaay *serious voice* alert for any octarian activity that may lead to the stealing of zapfish.... I mean fresh!"
*falls over*

TZS:"Okay my turn..."
*poses*
"Stay Fresh... Like the seafood... Oh... I get it now. Now I'm hungry for some..."

Agent 1: "....What's seafood?...."

Judd: "Meow (Ya don't wanna know...)"

Blu: "Well anyway, thanks for reading this episode of--"

TZS: *punches Blu*
"That's my thing! No breaking the fourth wall for you!
Ahem, of TRUTH OR DARE! Join us in the next...
TRUTH
OR
DARE!"