Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #9

(We should get some truths... Anyway submitted by our old friend @WesleyDelValle9 )

TZS: (Automated voice)
"You got a dare."
*zelda get item sound*

Blu: "Okay... Since nothing can get worse why is it?"

Orange: *slaps Blu*
"Don't screw it up, idiot!"

Agent 1: "That's no way to treat your husband!"

Orange: *red eyes*
(Deep demonic voice)
"We do not speak of that!"

TZS: "Okay... Anyway Blu you're outta this one."

Blu: *air fist pumps*
"Who hoo! Scott free 4 me!"

Orange: "WHAT?! Aw come on!"

Blu: "FREEDOOOOOOM!!!"
*jumps out tenth floor window*

TZS: "Okay! Since now he's gone we can finally do the dare, which is for Orange!"

Orange: "F*ck you."

TZS: "No it's a good dare! It comes with a present too!"
*hands her cardboard box wrapped in duct tape*

Orange: "It's not gonna explode is it?!"

Agent 2: "Hopefully it explodes... I be bored buckos!"

Agent 1: "Hey that was pretty good!"

CC: "I be sick of yer foolish accents buckos..."

Orange: *dramatically opens it*
"It's... A tomato...."

TZS: "SLAP CAAAAAAAM!"

Orange: "On who?"

TZS: "Blu of course!"

Orange: "..."

Agent 2: "Aw... She finally hesitates to think about her love--"

Orange: "AAAAAAWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!! GIVE ME TEN MORE OF THESE I WANNA DROWN HIM IN TOMATOES!"

Agent 1: "What did you say Marie?"

Agent 2: "..."

Blu: *opens door slowly*
"H-h-hey guys... I think I broke my leg from j-j-jumping, can somebody get me to the h-h-hospital...?"

Orange: "Sure! Anything for you!"
*lifts him up*

Blu: " W-w-wow you are nice!.... Maybe I s-s-should rethink the whole... *cough*... wife thing. Y-y-you are both beautiful and--"

*SPLAT*

Orange: "BOOP A DOOP A DOOP DOOP I DON LUV U ANYMOAR! (Markiplier Reference)"
*drops him and jumps out same window*

Blu: *groans*

TZS: (O.O)