Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #12

(Submitted by SkyTwist )
(If this is offensive to you, I'm sorry! The bad guy is not you! It's was just meant to be a lighthearted joke. I just played too much COD I guess...)
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Sergeant TZS: "Delta squid task force, sergeant TZS speaking, General Orange do you pick up?"

General Orange: "What is it sergeant?"

Sergeant TZS: "I see activities in the northwestern sea, location A-4 point 12.3."

Captain Blu: "Hopefully it's not--"

Sergeant TZS: "INCOMING ENEMY FIRE! DELTA SQUID TASK FORCE DISSEMBLE!"

Captain Blu: "NOOOO! Not the SHIPPERS! Quickly! Take cover!"

Sergeant TZS: "GENERAL! Clear the shelter now!"

General Orange: "THE SHELTER IS DESTROYED! I REPEAT! THE SHELTER IS---KZRK!"

Sergeant TZS: "GENERAL! Oh mother of ink sacs, INCOMING FIRE! Captain bolt!"

Captain Blu: "NOOOOO! NOT ANOTHEEEEERRRRR!"

*BOOOOOOM*

~Later~

Head shipper: "WAKE UP BUTTERCUP!"

Captain Blu: "Uh... Where am I?"

Head Shipper: "You are in prison my friend."

Captain Blu: "What? No! Let me out"

Head Shipper: "I will in time... But now..."
*tosses general in*

Captain Blu: "GENERAL! WAKE UP GENERAL!"

General Orange: "...Is it morning already?"
*yawn*
*looks up*
"SWEET WAR MACHINES COVERED IN CHOCOLATE LEMONS! A SHIPPER!"
*makes hand gun and shoots*
"OUT OF AMMO!"

Head Shipper: "I took all your rounds..."

General Orange: "What do you want from us?"

Head Shipper: "I want you to be,"
*dramatic music*
"...Romantic!"

General Orange: "What? NOOOOO!"

Captain Blu: "It's the only way out of this prison!"

General Orange: "You're right..."
*stares into Blu's eyes*
*complete silence*
"Make the first move idiot!"

Captain Blu: "Oh! Uh... Bahbeys U R so beautifool and saxxy methinks u r teh angel fom za skies... How was that?"

General Orange: "Er... I think your trying too hard... Just use your heart!"

Captain Blu: "...But-- Okay...
You are a nothing like I've seen before,
Like a angel descended from the heavens,
And blessed me with the feeling of love.
You are most wonderful and beautiful spirit in this world an many other worlds.
And you are the one for me...
Was that good?"

General Orange: *blushes*
"Alright can we go?"

Head Shipper: *making kissy faces*

General Orange: "Fine!"
*grabs captain*
*long kiss*
"GASP!"

Captain Blu: *faints*

Head Shipper: "T-t-t-that was so... CUTE!"
*shakes*
"CUTENESS OVERLOAD!"
*explodes*

Sergeant: "I got radio telecommunications back up! What happened General?"

General Orange: "Nothin'"
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Orange: *Springs out of bed*
"That was..."
*looks at sleeping Blu*
"... Beautiful..."
*lies back down as goes back to sleep*

Bluzi: *smiles*