Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #7

(This one's is a must do! Submitted by @geekie-writer )

TZS: *eyes pops out and jaw drops down*

Orange: *drinks coffee*
"what?"
*reads it*
"SPLTOOOO!!!"

Blu: *eating sandwhich*
"What's happening?"
*drops sandwhich onto TZS's feet*

Orange: "Isn't this... I dunno... EXTREME?!"

Blu: "THE KISS SCARRED ME FOR LIFE TZS! IT SCARRED ME FOR LIFE!!!!"

Agent 1: *rubs eyes*
"What's with the racket so early this morning?"

Agent 2: *yawns*
"I need my beauty sleep to be more beautiful than Callie..."

CC: *scratches butt*
"Up and at em kids?"

Orange, Blu and TZS: "..."

CC: "Kids?"

Agent 1: "Another stupid dare huh? Let's see now..."
*falls down and faints*

Agent 2: "Oh god it's gonna be bad... IS THIS EVEN LEGAL TO HAVE THEM DO THAT?!"

TZS: *pulls back jaw*
"Afraid it is..."

Orange: "We can talk this out right? Like we don't actually have to do this right?"

TZS: "..."

Orange: " right?"

CC: "whelp you're screwed..."

Agent 1: "GRAMPS!"

Blu: "You know what let's just get this horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE thing over..."

Orange: "But I just had my eyes set on the new guy in school..."

Agent 2: "Me too! Oh..."

TZS: ".... But we don't have a priest! So the horrible thing is off!"

Judd: "Meow meow meow meow ( I jut happen to be a liscensed priest...)"

TZS: "F*ck..."

Orange: "Why Judd WHYYYY?!"

Blu: "Can't we just date or something?"

TZS: "Let's ask the audience!"
*winks at the comment section*

CC: "Da who?"