Splatoon: Truth or Dare AGENTS!

Dare #18

I'm sorry whomever submitted the audio files - I haven't gotten the opportunity to use my laptop to listen yet. So I'll release this first and I promise the next one will be of yours!

Submitted by MangaLove27

TZS: "Guess what time it is!"

Green: "JESUS you came outta NOWHERE!"

Pink: *vomits a little*

TZS: "Ha ha, alright. I got another dare for ya buckos!"

Agent 2: "BEFORE WE CONTINUE LEMME JUST SAY THE CAP IS NOT DEAD AND IS ON FIELD WORK WITH AGENT 3!"

Judd Jr : "Mew! (Aw...)"

Agent 2: "Well screw you too."

TZS: *ahem* "Okay! The dare is for you all to pick a side- light and dark!"

Pink: "Could be interesting..."

TZS: "Okay! Let's do this like a splatfest! Pearl you're light and Marina you're dar--"

Marina: "Wait wait wait, are you placing us in these sides because of our SKIN TONE?!"

Pearl: "hashtag RUDE!"

Judd Jr. : "Mew mew mew... (Racist f*ck...)"

TZS: "Oh no, I'm only putting Pearl into light because of the promise of crispy glorified sugar bread."

Pearl: *SCREEEEEEEEEEE*

Marina: "...Okay that's fair... wait what do I get promised?"

TZS: "Well its --"

Marina: "It'd better not be ice cream, I've ate so much of it last Splatfest I feel like vomiting my own stomach out."

TZS: "...um... well..."

Marina: "yes?"

TZS: "It's a fancy combination of milk and cream that's marinated with the wild grass of the meadows, decked out with both sucrose and fructose, providing a nutritional benefit despite being a desert. It's frozen overnight--"

Agent 2: "Okay f*ckin stop. It's ice cream and everybody knows it."

Marina: "Whuuuu?? WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO MEEEEE!"

TZS: "OKAY EVERYBODY STOP DRAGGING ON THE CHAPTER JUST PICK!"

Pink: "Urp! Um... light!"

Pearl: "Yay! Here have some crispy glorified sugar bread!"

Pink: "Where did you get these?"

Pearl: "...don't you worry about that!"

TZS: "Oooookay then... Green! You next!"

Green: "Dark, because the world needs balancing..."
*grabs an ice cream cone*
"Also Im edgy as f*ck."

Marina: "Does that mean I'm edgy also--"

Agent 2 : "Long tentacle hair that drops down the side of your face, black leather top and eyes eyelined to hell. You be the judge..."

Marina: "YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME, MA!"

Agent 2: "This generation of pop stars are fu--"

TZS: "Howzabout you Judd Jr?"

Judd Jr.: " Meow Meow (Cookies are kinda like cat treats so...)"

Pearl: "thanks Judd--"

Judd Jr.: "So dark side. F*ck dry kitty treats."

Pearl: "aw...."

Agent 2: "Light side because I can't respect octolings."

Marina: "EXCUSE ME?"

Agent 2: "UM LETS SEE WHY... OH THAT'S RIGHT."
*lifts one finger*
"YOU STEAL OUR RESOURCES."
*lifts two fingers*
"YOU KILL OUR KIND."
*lifts three fingers*
"YOU KIDNAPPED AND BRAINWASHED MY SISTER."
*lifts four fingers*
"AND ALL THE MEN OF YOUR KIND ARE DISEMBODIED TENTACLE MONSTERS! 'Cept Octo boy... he's cyoote."

Marina: "wow... just wow... I really disagree with you on everything but the whole men are freaking tentacle beasts makes me wanna be an inkling too, so..."

TZS: "Okay guys! No time to be racists- we're at the 475 word mark now!"
"Okay... who's left!"

???: "Dark side!"

Agent 2: *long dramatic gasp*
"CALLLLLIIIIEEEEE?!?! er... AGENT 1?!?????!"

Callie: "lol I dropped by to see what my enemies are doing just to see you guys having fun! I wanna join!"

Agent 2: "WE'VE BEEN TRACKING YOU DOWN FOR THE PAST--"

Callie: "Anyway dark side cause I like cookies and octolings now! Bye!"
*flies off into the multiverse*

Agent 2: "I CANT BELIEVE IT! CALLIE... SHE... SHE..."

TZS: "I know it's a hard pill to swallow, but she is indeed evil now..."

Agent 2: "Pshhh I knew that centuries ago... BUT SHE LIKES COOKIES NOW?!"

TZS: "...?"

Judd Jr. "Lol."

TZS: "Anyway - join us next time on
TRUTH
OR
DARE
AGENTS EDITION!"